tHe uLtimaTe PJ's...

What is one Byte equal to...

Acha Batao...

3 lizards wall pe baithhi thhi....unmein se ek ne gaana chaaalu karaa........jab gaana khatam huaa....2 gir gayiiinn...........bataao kyn??
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What is the Plural of Shah Rukh Khan????

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked
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Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No
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another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am
relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab
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Arzz hai

Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA"

Wah Wah..... Wah Wah

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Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA" ..............

Lafjon ko samjhiye ...... Gaur kijiye

Do Tarah ki hoti hai "JAVA"..............
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Ek baar ek aadmi ek auto mein baithta hai aur ghar le jaane ko bolta hai..

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Ghar pahunchte pahunchte bahut der ho jaati hai aur andhera ho jaata hai.

Aadmi pehle se hi bahut frustrated hai aur ghar jaake dekhta hai ki bijli nahi hai.

Par aadmi ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhayee deta hai.

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Kyonki autowala aadmi ko ULLOO bana deta hai aur usko raat ko sab kuch saaf saaf dikhta hai.

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Java'Gal' Srinath

Raabert : Baas, iss aadmi ne hamaare saath gaddary kee hai..
Ajeet : Iss kuththe ki ek haath mein titan ki ghadi aur doosre haath mein hmt ki ghadi pehnaado.
Raabert : Lekin baas, yeh to gaddaar hai.
Ajeet replies.......
Ajeet : Hum jaante hain, raabert. Isko bataana hai ki ab yeh do ghadi ka mehmaan hai.

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Baa - Khuda tumhi ho.......

Truth of life....!

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arey she was playing a game of chesssss

Ek aadmi dentist ke pass gaya or wahan zor zor se hasane laga .........

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kyun ki woh daant dekhane gaya tha

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kash yeh mithai ghass hoti

ek bar santa baraf ko gaur se dekhte rehta hai....

banta: oye!! yeh tu kya gaur karke dekh raha hai...

santa: dekh raha hu ki kaha se leak ho raha hai.....

Wat did Madhuri Dixit tell to Jacob Oram?(That NZ player!)
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simple ishq film dekhna ....kyun ki "yeh ishq haye baithe bithaye jannat dekhaye"........

in an accident a guy losses his memory power......

aur Ice Cream bechne wale usse utha kar le gaye...???????




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Jab usse hosh aya tho woh chillane laga....





MEIN CONE HUN,....



MEIN CONE HUN>>....>>>

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Kol Kata!!!!!!!

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Banta was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks him why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

Banta : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Aneet : What is the name of your car ?

Bansal : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.

Aneet : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai bansal yaaara..., Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Q: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to someother elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took himto a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?























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2 ppl were playing CHESS............. after some time both of them were arrested by police.
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its because one has killed "HATHI" and other killed "OONTH".

Ek baar Aneet,... Bansal k ghar jaata hai n sees bansal playing chess with his dog...

Aneet : Yaar, Bansal.... aie ki... tu te bada intelligent tha hi tera kutta bhi bada intelligent hai...

Bansal : Kya khaak intelligent hai.... 5 main se 3 toh main hi jeet gya hun... :P

Santa n Banta playing Chess:

Santa: Bass karr yaar, kinna khelenge, bore ho gaye ne...

Banta: Han yaar, waise bhi tera "ek ghoda" aur mera "ek hathi" he bacha hai :)

Mera fren Shubham...

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U U coffee !!!!

if a farmer raises wheat in winters what he will be raising in rainy season





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UMBRELLA

why george bernad shaw was buried on a hillll????


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BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD

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BHAGA TO "MURGA" AND BHAAGI TO "MURGI"

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those 3 went in air & perhaps the 3 heroes batman,superman,spiderman were hit by those!!!!!!!
so!!!!!!!!!

Once ther was a man by name Bhagwan. A beautiful girl
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a new pj

THERE WAS A BOY ...HE HAD HIS FIRST BDAY.HIS FATHER ASKED 'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
WHEN HE WAS IN 10th, HE CAME FIRST. HIS FATHER ASKED'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
HE CAME IN 12th AND GOT 90% MARKS. HIS FATHER ASKED'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'.
HE HAD HIS MARRIAGE. HIS WIFE ASKED 'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'.
HE HAD HIS CHILDREN.HIS WIFE ASKED 'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
HIS 25th ANNIVERSERY CAME.. HIS WIFE ASKED 'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
HE HAD AN AGE OF 50 YEARS. HIS SON ASKED'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
HE HAD HIS 75th ANNIVERSERY. HIS SON ASKED'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
HE BECAME OF 100 YEARS .HIS SON ASKED 'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL'
HE WAS ON HIS DEATH BED.... HIS SON ASKED 'WHAT DO U WANT?' HE SAID 'A PING PONG BALL' HIS SON AGAIN ASKED THAT 'WHY DO U ALWAYS ASK FOR A PING PONG BALL?'
HE REPLIED' I ALWAYS ASK FOR A PING PONG BALL BCOZ..'AND THEN,HE DIED......

Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant?

A: First you bake a cake, and put 3 raisins on top, then you take it out in the jungle where the pink elephant will find it, and you wait. Eventually the elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the raisins and throws the cake away. Then you go home and bake another cake and put 2 raisins on top, take it out in the jungle where the elephant will find it. The elephant comes along, finds the cake, eats the 2 raisins and throws the cake away. You go home and bake another cake and put only one raisin on it. Then you trek back into the jungle and put the cake where the pink elephant will find it. The elephant comes along eats the raisin, and throws that cake away. Now you go home and bake another cake, but (here's the sneaky part) you don't put any raisins on it. You take it out into the jungle where the elephant will find it and lie in wait. The pink elephant comes along and finds the cake, he gets SO mad that there aren't any raisins on it, he turns red, then you jump on him, strangle him until he turns blue...... and you shoot him with a BLUE ELEPHANT GUN!!!

Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?

A: Aw, come on, have you ever seen a yellow elephant !?!

Q: Why do elephants have red eyes?

A: So they can hide themselves better in cherry trees.

Q: Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

A: No? See how well the trick with the red eyes works?

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

A: Time to get a new fence.

Q: Where does an 8-ton elephant sit?

A: Any damn place where he pleases!

Q: Why is an elephant covered in wrinkles?

A: Ever try to iron one?

Enough of it.. Now get back to work !!!!

Statutory warning...must read

How would u calculate volume of a person whos memory is lost????

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b'coz he repeatively says,"mein CONE hun???".

A "Mallu" female ( **from the heart of Kerala) Went for a job interview for the post of a SECRETARY.

When the manager saw the Mallu's colourful attire and gold and well oiled uncombed jet black hair, his mind was screaming "NOT THIS WOMAN."

Nevertheless, he still had to entertain the Mallu.

So he told her "If you could form a sentence using the words that I give you, then may be I will give you a chance. The words are GREEN, PINK, YELLOW, BLUE, WHITE, PURPLE and BLACK."

The enthusiastic Mallu lady thought for a while and said :

Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai... Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

umm.. not a PJ dis tym ...


Vijay:Mere paas bangla hai,gaadi hai .naukar hai...aisho aaram hai.....tere paas kya hai?

Ravi:Mere paas bhi bangla hai,gaadi hai .naukar hai...aisho aaram hai......

Vijay: Abey saale *^*#$@# ... fir Maa kiske paas hai ... :)

Once upon a time... In a village, there came a lion & started troubling
villagers. Being frustrated because of the lion, people decide to take some
action. They decide that after 6:00 'O'clock in the evening everybody will
return home and lock the doors from inside. The trick works, lion comes
and finds nothing.

Second day also it comes and sees the same thing everywhere! It happens
for two-three nights.

Then finally one day, the frustrated lion comes and lock all the doors
from outside and goes back into the forest.

Now suggest some good title for the story!

Reminder: You are asked to suggest the title of the story and not the
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SHER-LOCK HOMES!!!

Banta: Oye yaar vo Ladki kinni soni hai na???

Santa: Chadd yaar vo Lesbian hai...

Banta: Oye Lesbian ki honda hai yaar???

Santa: Oh ji, jisse ladkiyan pasand hoti hai...

Banta: Le! To usme ki problem hai, main bhi to Lesbian hun...

Ek nadi thi......
uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.....

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"KISNA"

Jo hai albela mad naino wala...

jiski diwani BRIDGE ki har bala.....

woh kisna hai

do u know how many sardar jokes are actually there?...


hardly 2 or 3....
the rest r true stories!!!!

teacher: 2 aur 2 char hote hai to yeah batao ki mere ghar ki tanki me

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student:(to himself) yeh kya question hai?



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student: kyuki hamare ghar pe aaj aaloo ki subzee bani thi.

who was the first indian woman to fly abroad????





















SITA MAIYA

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log use "Hanuman"keh kar bulate hain... batao kyun???


















kyunki uska naam hanuman hai!

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"king george"
jo amitabh ke coin ke dono side par tha.

What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A TOMATO....... AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU......





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The DOOR BELL and the RED was to CONFUSE you......





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Ques 2 : What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING ????

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A CAKE .... and both were to confuse you....






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A Fire Brigade
WHY R U SO CONFUS

A normal JOKE, zyada 'P' nai hai isme............

Zail Singh decided to write the MBA exam. He could understand every
thing except
for the LOGIC part.

One day when he was reading, Rajiv came home.

Rajiv: Zail Singhji How is your MBA preparation?

Zail : Every thing is fine, but I could not understand Logic.

Rajiv: Logic is very easy.

Zail : Can you give me an example, so that I can understand.

Rajiv: OK. Do you have fish pot in your house ?

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically ,there will be water in it.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically, there will be fish in it.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: Logically. someone will be feeding the fish.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: I take a guess that your wife will be feeding the fish.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: so, Logically, your are married.

Zail : YES.

Rajiv: So, that means U are a heterosexual.

Zail Singh was very glad and he understood logic.

Next day he sees Buta Singh who was also preparing for MBA.

Zail : How is your MBA preparation?

Buta : Everything is fine except for the logic.

Zail : Oh, logic is easy.

Buta : Please, give me an example.

Zail : Do you have a fish pot in your house?

Buta : NO, I don't.

Zail : Saala HOMO!!!

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Nag dont punch me

dere is a gang who kills men n women .
after killin dem the gang ties a bell
now u hav to temme the NAME of the gang




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MARKETING
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1 aadami ne MURGI pakadi,
pinjare mei daali,
peeche se nikal gayi,

phir pinjare mei daali,
phir nikal gayi,

phir gusse se pakada,
kaata, banaya, khaya.
SUBAH PHIR PEECHE SE NIKAL GAYI.

Ek PJ jaan lene wala.......



A shayari tht will kill u ..............









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didi tera devar dewaana.......

Kaurav putra 100 aur pandav 5 kyun???
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Jo log "andhe" nai hote unhe aur bhi kaam hote hai...

har deewar pe likh diya tera naam
har diwaar pe likh diya tera naam...
phir tod dee puri deewar.........
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.aree speeling mistake ho gayi thi!!!!!!!!

IT'S A 7 LETTER WORD.

IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.

IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.

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Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married After marriage, lots of students gather at their home ...... why ??? ... .. ..















.. .. .. .. .. because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

who make Ganesh to Anesh...????

ThinK......
Think......
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' KAILASH KHER '

tere naam se ' G ' loon....

rahul gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi....

sonia gandhi --> kyun beta????????????????

rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do

My fren Aneet tamed a crow...

WHAT IS AB AB AB AB AB AB...............................AB ???

SOCHO
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LONG TIME NO "C"!!!!!

bahut funn aaya...

Problem
You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.
You don't have anything else with you in the boat.

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Solution 1
Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become
LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette.

Solution 2
Another deadly answer:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it.
Catches win Matches.
Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

Solution 3
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(Tip Tip)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani. Pani ne aag lagayee"
"us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee"

Q - Who is Joe?
“Kambakth ishq” - Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”

And of course, the grand finale…………The Madrasi said, I
want to see
the movie
‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he
really want to see?

Dil Chhata Hai

One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for
the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....?????
Dhai(2.5) another day ;-)

Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK)
was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell
in love with a Phirang i girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected
him ... calling himBloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped
taking part in Quiz
and all.....
Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???
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becoz,

Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK kya karenge ...

again arz kia hai...

e khuda

SARI KHUSHIYAN
SARI IZZAT
SARI MOHOBBAT
SARI CHAHAT


DE DE USKO
DIL MEIN HAI JISKE


DARDE DISCO
DARDE DISCO

tune mere mann se khela
tune mere tann se khela
tune mere dhan se khela




well played,well played,well played

i’ll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president….why
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam

Dekhiye mashuka ki tarif kaise karte hain ….........

Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What’s the big deal?

once during a cricket match,the batsman gets out..the replacement comes to the pitch and shouts
HUMARI MAANGE POORI KARO
HUMARI MAANGE PURI KARO
yyyyyyyyyy???????????//
COZ
HE WAS ON STRIKE

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly
disease….
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the
doctor… how??

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…Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

Question : What is the opposite of Achaar…
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No, nooo.. its not Vichaar

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Chalo hum batate hain…
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Opposite of Achaar is Onion

Par Kaisse????

Aise :: Achaar = Pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aaj = peeaaaj == Onion….Hence proved!!!!

arz kia hai...


E BAHARO KI MALIKA...
E BAHARO KI MALIKA...
E GULSHAN KI SHAAN...
E BAHARO KI MALIKA
E GULSHAN KI SHAAN...
JAI JAWAAN JAI KISAAN...

there was man who always kept a jug full of water next to his bed n then went to sleep...he use to dream n when his dream use to break he who use to see that the jug was empty...why???



coz
CHAN SE JO TOOTE KOI SAPNA JAG SUNA SUNA LAGE...
HEHEH

ye wala jara padhae likhae pe jor dalta hai …....

Maine tujhse pyaar kiya ,
tere baap ne mujhe peeta
tan ki shakti mann ki shakti Bournvita ……

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
hai?.. ???socho……. nahi pata..??
Answer- D’Cold……Chan ki
saans - D’cold
Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?

This is quite simple.. …..
Ans: D’Cold again…….Kyunki
saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :-))

I have afren in my batch...

Teacher to class: " A for?"
Class: "Apple !!!!"

Teacher: " JOR SE BOLO"
Class: "JAI MATA DI !!!!!!!"

Our Banta singh got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Banta singh had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense. Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707, Banta singh started jumping in excitement, jumping from seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'. He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit. Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT! '. There was a pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody was looking at the Sardarji and the angry Pilot. Sardarji stared at the Pilot in silence for a moment and the next moment was shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'