Doctor to his patient : Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Champu : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor : dawai khali thi kya?
Champu : Nai doctor saheb.... dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor : Nahi nahi.... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki dawai le li thi kya.
Champu : ji han, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Champu : Arrey nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.
Doctor : Abe GADHE, Dawai ko pee liya tha kya?
Champu: Dawai ko bhi peeliya ho sakta hai kya? Waisey doctor sahab peeliya to mujhe kabhi nahi hua.
Doctor(in frustration) : Abe teri toh, Dawai ko muh lagakar piet me dala tha ki nai?
Champu: Nai doctor saheb...
Doctor(relieved to get 1st right answer) : Kyon?
Champu : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor : Teri saale, to Khola kyon nai.
Champu : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor : Hey bhagwaan.... Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta, tu ja.
Champu : Bhagwaan ko ilaz ki zaroorat nahi hai doctor saheb, aap mujh par dhyan do aur mujhey yeh batao ki main thik kab tak ho jaunga?
