One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked
him, " Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy Came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered " No No
Me Banta Singh" Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was
totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw
another Sardar enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am
relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab
tere Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai. "
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why did Aneet throw the butter out of window?
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coz he wanted to see the "ButterFly"...
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Santa n Banta playing Chess:
Santa: Bass karr yaar, kinna khelenge, bore ho gaye ne...
Banta: Han yaar, waise bhi tera "ek ghoda" aur mera "ek hathi" he bacha hai :)
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Banta: Oye yaar vo Ladki kinni soni hai na???
Santa: Chadd yaar vo Lesbian hai...
Banta: Oye Lesbian ki honda hai yaar???
Santa: Oh ji, jisse ladkiyan pasand hoti hai...
Banta: Le! To usme ki problem hai, main bhi to Lesbian hun...
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do u know how many sardar jokes are actually there?...
hardly 2 or 3....
the rest r true stories!!!!
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Our Banta singh got an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. Banta singh had never flied before and hence was quite excited although tense. Once he boarded the plane, a BOEING 707, Banta singh started jumping in excitement, jumping from seat to seat and shouting 'BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....'. He forgot all about the surroundings and the shouting reached the cock-pit. Irritated by the sound, the Pilot came out and shouted 'BE SILENT! '. There was a pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody was looking at the Sardarji and the angry Pilot. Sardarji stared at the Pilot in silence for a moment and the next moment was shouting, 'OEING ! OEING!! OEING!!! OE...'
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