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MINDBLOWING: TAMIL HERO VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u  cannot get ur death certificate

 

 
2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u  
  sneeze u ll say HUTCH  

 

 
3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in  
  engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if
  u studies in Presidency College

   

 

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u  
   cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

 

 
5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a  
  software engineer cannot bcom a software

 

 
6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world  
   in world cup  

 

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.