tHe uLtimaTe PJ's...

Journalists at Don Sparsh's house taking his interview..

they enquired him about his

"success ka raaz" ..




he calls Robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird, eagle )"

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Robert immediately brings the baaz..




Sparsh asks Mona to give the baaz a bath ..

Mona carries out his order..



he asks Mona to put the baaz on his hand..



he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz..



and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...




all the journalists are lost..

how come this is your success ka raaz...
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" Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "

What do u call a three eyed pig...???
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PiiiG. . .!!!

Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?






























































Kyonki
Pyar bina 'chain' kahan re!

Thr r 2 kind of PJs . One s Real n another is Imaginary
U can xpress ur feelings wid d Real one but not Wid Imaginary one ..






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Coz Real PJ got Poor Jokes



But Imaginary PJ got P + iJ in which " Jokes " part is imaginary..
so u wont get chance to joke it ...

Why did the world trade centre collapse??
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VAASTU PROBLEM!!

What do you call a mathematician who talks too much?
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Hyperbola !!

How do u make a flying cobra land?









































Just say NAGALAND!!!

BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gav birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...




y?






he became



MAMU LEE!

How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???






get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can xtract iron ore!!