Miss. C
Mr. A (aata)
Keep thinking 😉
Teacher: Geometry.
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Sparsh: angrejo ne chand pe pani aur baraf ki khoj kar li he!
Aneet: yani hame ab sirf daaru and namkeen leke jana he...
:D :D :D
Q: I have five thousand bucks with me. But can only spend 3000. Why
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A: Kyunki Do Hazaar Tera hai... 2013
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640×360 pixels
960×540 pixels
1280×720 pixels
1920×1080 pixels
2560×1440 pixels :-)
main aapko save karti, jab chahe
padhti..
Husband:-kanjus kahiki sirf save hi
karti ?
Apni saheliyo ko forward nahi karti. !!
services, they'll become the no. 1 site.
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Coz they have the 30 day return policy!
A sardaar goes to movie with 17 other sardaars.. Why?????
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Coz it was an adult movie and below 18 were not allowed.. :-P
zardari- noo....
hina - OLX me 50 ka offer aaya hai
zardari- bech DE......
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leone Ki File Hai...
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...!!!
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Now when I see my electricity bills, I get scared of lights...
5 problems, 1 solution..
not allowed to clap your hands.
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Why?
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Because of Tali-Ban...
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Battery Full :P :D :)
person in D world?
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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...
Madam: Beta batao Brittania Tiger k packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlb kya hai?
Bachcha: iska matlab tiger online hai....!!!!
in and slowly exhale, do it 3
times.
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Manky's Kid: ok
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Nurse: What do u feel
now....??
Manky's Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply
superb babe...
Sindhi ne khamoshi se paise de diye!
2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h"..
Sindhi ne khamoshi se de diye!
6 mahine baad Sindhi ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!"
Sindhi ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai".
Rolex replied Calmly "Tum Aadmi KO Waqt batate ho,Main Aadmi KA Waqt batata hoon!"...
what next do u expect from
bollywood...
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chai wali tea...
hawa wali wind...
kutta wala dog... :P :P
Woh jo Narak mein bhi mile to kahein: "ABEY YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI? MAST LAG RAHI HAI YAAR!!!"
Who are girls?
Woh jo Swarg mein bhi jaayein to kahein: "APSARA KI NAIL PAINT DEKHI? HOW CHEAP!!!"
I went to buy a Suit,
But I saw a beautiful pair of Shoes,
So.. I bought this Hand Bag!
What is Love...??
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Heart Replied:-
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Dekh bhai,
apna kaam blood pump karna
Syllabus k bahar k question mat
puch. :P
Aneet (Kela wala)- 1Rs.
Sparsh- 60ps Me Dega?
Aneet (Kela wala)- 60ps Me Sirf Chilka Dunga..!
Sparsh- Le 40ps Sirf Kela De..!!
yaad aati he to tum kya karte
ho.....??
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Mayank: me tumhari pasand ki
chocolate kha leta ho.... aur
tum kya krti ho.....???
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Madhu: mai bhi 2 choti gold flake
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Us ne 2012 me kitne badi Hasti le liye...
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Dev anand,
Shammi kappor,
Dara singh,
Director Yash chopra
Singer Jagjit singh and
Comedian Jaspal bhatti
Aur financer Ponty chadha bhi:)
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Ab Villian Kasab bhi,....
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Sorry guys no item number...:-)
green: go slow
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yellow: go little fast
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red: go very fast..
Sparsh: yaar Aneet tu kya soch rha hai??
Aneet: yaar mai yeh soch rha hun, ki bechari gaye(cow) ko kitni baar bathroom jana padta hoga, tabb jake yeh powder wala milk de pati hogi..
Think..
Because uspe kisi ne Hara rang daalaa.. (Hare Rama, Hare Krishna) =)) =))
Sir,
I hv sm Ques. to ask-
1) Keyboard alphabets r nt in ordr, whn wil u release d correctd vrsion?
2) There is START button bt no button to STOP!
3) I'v learnt MS wrd, whn wil u release MS sentnce?
4) There is Re-cycle Bin bt no Re-scooter/Re-car Bin. Y?
Finally 1 prsnl que.-
Y is ur name Gates whn u sell WINDOWS ??? :'(
After resignation, Bill Gates planned to murder that Sardaar by replying to his letter:
1)We already released the correct version, now the alphabets come in order on screen when u press them..
2) People do use STOP speech, only when their Computer crashes..
3) We will launch it as soon as a sentence dictionary is launched..
4) Scooter and Car runs on fuel, which might burn your system..
I don't sell Gates because I don't want anyone to ENTER me.. ;)
What is the opposite of Santa??
Its IODEX...
Know why??
coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...
Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
(Maruti is just another name of Lord Hanumaan)
Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
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try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se
takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?
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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...
or chor bachh gaya
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
Hai...........................
Highly complicated PJ
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Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi
if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)
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colour of frequency
what is the colour of frequency??
Purple
how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore
PARPAL
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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George
how ??
coin ke dono side rehta hai
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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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HOLI
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how ??
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.Gabbar bolta hai na
holi cub hai
cub hai holi
(cub)
Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis
