tHe uLtimaTe PJ's...

can u guess why???


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try



think!!!






donno???
cuz






he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se
takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?

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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..

dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...

or chor bachh gaya

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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????






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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
Hai............................................





Highly complicated PJ

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Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi
if he wants him 2 open the door!!

















A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)


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colour of frequency

what is the colour of frequency??









Purple




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frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second


in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore

PARPAL



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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George








how ??
















coin ke dono side rehta hai


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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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.Gabbar bolta hai na

holi cub hai
cub hai holi
(cub)