A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
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try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se
takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?
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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...
or chor bachh gaya
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
Hai...........................
Highly complicated PJ
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Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi
if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)
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colour of frequency
what is the colour of frequency??
Purple
how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore
PARPAL
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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George
how ??
coin ke dono side rehta hai
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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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.Gabbar bolta hai na
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cub hai holi
(cub)
Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis
What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
