Santa roj apni kichen me jata,
Sugar box kholta or band kar deta!
Why ?
Because doctor NE Jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!"
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Teacher : Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
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Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya is naukri dilwaunga.
Banta : fir acha as rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
