Santa roj apni kichen me jata,Sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor NE Jo kaha tha ke "apni sugar roj check karna....!" ................................................. Teacher : Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?Santa : You told me to do it without using tables. ................................................. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji.He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!” ................................................. Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA krwaunga fir MA fir Phd krwaunga fir badiya is naukri dilwaunga. Banta : fir acha as rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo
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