Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Santa says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Santa says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
------------ --------- --------
Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
------------ --------- ---------
Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.