i have an intelligent question to b asked frm evry 1 !!!!
okk. so der v go......
if der r 3 brothers
n the name of the second brother is " PINTOO"
den wat is d name of his other 2 brothers ?????
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PIN1 n PIN3.........
You may have seen chairs with wheel… (Wheel Chair….)
But have you have ever seen a tree with A Wheel……………..
This is a real wonder……..
Please see below……..
Msg by:
Parth Shah
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Santa says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na"
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Santa rail ki patri per so gaya.
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Santa: Mere uper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
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Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
Santa: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Agar "maruti car" ka petrol leak karega toh usse kya kahege??????
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ANS- MARUTI SUSU-KI
Aneet : Oye bansal..... chal bata kutte shaadi kyon nahi karde?
Bansal : hmm..... kyonki.... nahi pata...tu bata...
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Aneet : Kyonki....Woh pehle se hi kutte hote hain.... :P
1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI?????
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TABU ... WHy? Socho?
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Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar :)
2)Why does a dumb cat fall while walking??
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Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
So it slips n falls...
3)Agar do pipal ke ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?
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NOKIA - "Connecting pipal"...
Journalists at Don Sparsh's house taking his interview..
they enquired him about his
"success ka raaz" ..
he calls Robert.. " Robert bring me a Baaz (a bird, eagle )"
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Robert immediately brings the baaz..
Sparsh asks Mona to give the baaz a bath ..
Mona carries out his order..
he asks Mona to put the baaz on his hand..
he takes out his gun and shoots the baaz..
and says" yeh hai meri success ka raaz"...
all the journalists are lost..
how come this is your success ka raaz...
In comes the reply
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" Main Dhoke-Baaz ko maar deta hoon .. "
What do u call a three eyed pig...???
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PiiiG. . .!!!
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?
Kyonki
Pyar bina 'chain' kahan re!
Thr r 2 kind of PJs . One s Real n another is Imaginary
U can xpress ur feelings wid d Real one but not Wid Imaginary one ..
Y ?
Coz Real PJ got Poor Jokes
But Imaginary PJ got P + iJ in which " Jokes " part is imaginary..
so u wont get chance to joke it ...
Why did the world trade centre collapse??
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VAASTU PROBLEM!!
What do you call a mathematician who talks too much?
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Hyperbola !!
How do u make a flying cobra land?
Just say NAGALAND!!!
BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gav birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
y?
he became
MAMU LEE!
How do u extract IRON ORE frm hema malini???
get her drunk...
then she'll get tight...
now u ve hema-tite!
n now u can xtract iron ore!!
What is Aishwarys Rai's favourite Drink???
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Abhi- "Shake"
Aishwarya Rai ki favourite vegetable kaunsi hai??????
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Its ARBi...
Kno y???
coz its Aishwarya Rai Bachchhan...
so ARB...
Why are Amity students so confused???
Batao...
How many seconds are there in 1 year???
