Name couple roti in India:
Miss. C
Mr. A (aata)
Keep thinking 😉
Miss. C
Mr. A (aata)
Keep thinking 😉
Maitry to her maths teacher: Pranam sir, it is all your hardwork that I topped in maths.
Teacher: Geometry.
😝
Teacher: Geometry.
😝
Sparsh: angrejo ne chand pe pani aur baraf ki khoj kar li he!
Aneet: yani hame ab sirf daaru and namkeen leke jana he...
:D :D :D
Q: I have five thousand bucks with me. But can only spend 3000. Why
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A: Kyunki Do Hazaar Tera hai... 2013
:p :p :p
My Top 5 New Year "RESOLUTIONS" -
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640×360 pixels
960×540 pixels
1280×720 pixels
1920×1080 pixels
2560×1440 pixels :-)
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640×360 pixels
960×540 pixels
1280×720 pixels
1920×1080 pixels
2560×1440 pixels :-)
Wife:-Janu kash aap sms hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe
padhti..
Husband:-kanjus kahiki sirf save hi
karti ?
Apni saheliyo ko forward nahi karti. !!
main aapko save karti, jab chahe
padhti..
Husband:-kanjus kahiki sirf save hi
karti ?
Apni saheliyo ko forward nahi karti. !!
If Flipkart starts matrimonial
services, they'll become the no. 1 site.
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services, they'll become the no. 1 site.
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Coz they have the 30 day return policy!
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Coz they have the 30 day return policy!
A sardaar goes to movie with 17 other sardaars.. Why?????
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Coz it was an adult movie and below 18 were not allowed.. :-P
Hina Rabbani- bhaijaan pakistan ko bechde??
zardari- noo....
hina - OLX me 50 ka offer aaya hai
zardari- bech DE......
zardari- noo....
hina - OLX me 50 ka offer aaya hai
zardari- bech DE......
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha...
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leone Ki File Hai...
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...!!!
Clerk : Kya Hua ???
Officer : Sunny Leone Ki File Hai...
Clerk : Toh ???
Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...!!!
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