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Petrol

Posted by PJ Master at 10:14 PM

After hike in petrol price, Aneet was not worried at all.

When Sparsh asked him the reason, 
Aneet said: "How does it matter? Earlier I was filling petrol for Rs.100 in my car, now also I'll fill petrol for Rs.100 only !!"



 

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Afghan

Posted by PJ Master at 8:07 PM

Apparently in Afghanistan, you are
not allowed to clap your hands.
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Why? 
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Because of Tali-Ban...

 

Smart>>

Posted by PJ Master at 8:05 PM

These days Happiest Moment For Smart Phone user Is
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Battery Full :P :D :)

 

lazy haan!

Posted by PJ Master at 8:03 PM

Who is D laziest
person in D world?
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ans: Who invented D SNOOZE option in alarm...

 

Tigerr

Posted by PJ Master at 10:35 PM

Effect of Facebook of the Generation.

Madam: Beta batao Brittania Tiger k packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlb kya hai?

Bachcha: iska matlab tiger online hai....!!!!

 

Kids

Posted by PJ Master at 10:31 PM

Nurse to Manky's Kid: Breathe deeply
in and slowly exhale, do it 3
times.

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Manky's Kid: ok

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Nurse: What do u feel
now....??
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Manky's Kid: Ur BODY SPRAY is simply
superb babe...

 

Sindhii reee...

Posted by PJ Master at 10:30 PM

Sindhi baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke"..

Sindhi ne khamoshi se paise de diye!

2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h"..

Sindhi ne khamoshi se de diye!

6 mahine baad Sindhi ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!" 

Sindhi ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai".

 

Attitude haan!

Posted by PJ Master at 10:26 PM

Once Rolex & Titan get talking. Titan says "You show the Time as well as I, so whats the big fuss about YOU ?".

Rolex replied Calmly "Tum Aadmi KO Waqt batate ho,Main Aadmi KA Waqt batata hoon!"...

 

New music

Posted by PJ Master at 10:25 PM

After ishq wala love
what next do u expect from
bollywood...
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chai wali tea...
hawa wali wind...
kutta wala dog... :P :P

 

Soo truee..

Posted by PJ Master at 10:22 PM

Who are Boys?
Woh jo Narak mein bhi mile to kahein: "ABEY YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI? MAST LAG RAHI HAI YAAR!!!"

Who are girls?
Woh jo Swarg mein bhi jaayein to kahein: "APSARA KI NAIL PAINT DEKHI? HOW CHEAP!!!"

 

Grrr!!!

Posted by PJ Master at 10:21 PM

~! Women's Logic !~!

I went to buy a Suit,
But I saw a beautiful pair of Shoes,
So.. I bought this Hand Bag!

 

Puzzled

Posted by PJ Master at 10:20 PM

1 day i asked my Heart....
What is Love...??
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Dekh bhai,
apna kaam blood pump karna
hai.....
Syllabus k bahar k question mat
puch. :P

 

Bananass

Posted by PJ Master at 10:19 PM

Sparsh:- Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai?

Aneet (Kela wala)- 1Rs.


Sparsh- 60ps Me Dega?


Aneet (Kela wala)-  60ps Me Sirf Chilka Dunga..!


Sparsh- Le 40ps Sirf Kela De..!!

 

Spot the difference

Posted by PJ Master at 10:16 PM


 

Laoovvee

Posted by PJ Master at 10:15 PM

Madhu to Mayank-: jub tumhe meri
yaad aati he to tum kya karte
ho.....??
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Mayank: me tumhari pasand ki
chocolate kha leta ho.... aur
tum kya krti ho.....???
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Madhu: mai bhi 2 choti gold flake


pee leti hoon... ;-) :D :D

 

Apple

Posted by PJ Master at 10:12 PM

5 Apple = Rs.60
Apple 5 = Rs.60,000
How life changes ..

 

Best Movie Ever

Posted by PJ Master at 10:11 PM

LAGTA HAI UPARWALA KOI MEGA BLOCKBUSTER MOVIE BANA RAHA HAI
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Us ne 2012 me kitne badi Hasti le liye...
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Dev anand,
Rajesh khanna,
Shammi kappor,
Dara singh,
Director Yash chopra
Singer Jagjit singh and
Comedian Jaspal bhatti
Aur financer Ponty chadha bhi:)
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Ab Villian Kasab bhi,....
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Sorry guys no item number...:-)

 

Traffic Lights

Posted by PJ Master at 10:10 PM

INDIAN TRAFFIC RULES:
green: go slow
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yellow: go little fast
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red: go very fast..

 

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college campus lawn

wires in front of sky

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clouds

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The Poultney Inn

apartment for rent