What is the opposite of Santa??
Its IODEX...
Know why??
coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...
Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
(Maruti is just another name of Lord Hanumaan)
Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....
