Guess what's the color of Frequency...
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Its Purple..
y???
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coz.. Freq=1/Time
Time=>sec
n sec = "pal"
so Freq=1/pal
which is equal to PerPal... "Purple" :)
A man decides to take the opportunity while his wife is away to paint the toilet seat.
The wife comes home sooner than expected, sits, and gets the seat stuck to her rear.
She is understandably distraught about this and asks her husband to drive her to the doctor. She puts on a large overcoat so as to cover the stuck seat, and they go.
When they get to the doctor's, the man lifts his wife's coat to show their predicament. The man asks, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Well, yes," the doctor replies, "but not framed like that."
Why do we call Lemon a Nimboo???
We should say it Lime-boo...
y???
Coz it doesn't have a Neem Smell...
its Neem-boo...
Well thats y it should be Lime-boo....
Coz its lime in inside... :P
Yeah its my creativity, dont kill me after reading this...
An "e" way of wishing holi...
Call the person for Chat..
Start the conversation very nicely n sweetly with all wonderful words...
The other person will start "blushing.."
Soon the person will turn RED...
Lo ji bann gai holi...
Without touching u made the other person turn RED, thats e-holi.....
