Interviewer: Just imagine, you are on 3rd floor, it caught fire and there is no way to go out. How will u escape???
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Sardar(After much of thinking): Its simple, I will stop my "imagination".
Sardaar: Arre light chali gayi kam se kam fan to chalao...
Sardarni: Lo karr di na sardaron wali baat, Fan chalaungi to mombatti nahi bhujh jaegi...
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai??
socho socho
jab vo laughter challange mein has has ke kehta hai "bas kar mere baap"
Ek beemar Cheel(Eagle) ko kya kahte hai???
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Its Ill-Eagle
WHAT IS OBAMA'S MOTHER FAV DIALOGUE??
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.C'MON.ITS EASY......
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ITS MERE PAAS "OBA-MAA"HAIN....
HEHEHE...
when obama shouts what do we call him....????
think.........
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think a lil more....
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.here is d answer,,,,,,,
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hold ur breath...
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answer is----BARK OBAMA!!!
(COZ HIS NAME IS BARACK OABAMA)
Sparsh ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai.
So he goes to the canteen. Canteen mein Sparsh ek pav leta hai.
Jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki Sparsh jiska lecture attend karke aa
raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai?
Answer
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The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Ek ladki ke baal straight the,
vo uske ears par girte rehte the, batao kyu?
kyuki uske ears main baaliyan thi...
so hairs were attracted to them...
(baal straight the so baaliyon pe marte the)
What do u call a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units???
