Sparsh: yaar Aneet tu kya soch rha hai??
Aneet: yaar mai yeh soch rha hun, ki bechari gaye(cow) ko kitni baar bathroom jana padta hoga, tabb jake yeh powder wala milk de pati hogi..
Think..
Because uspe kisi ne Hara rang daalaa.. (Hare Rama, Hare Krishna) =)) =))
Sir,
I hv sm Ques. to ask-
1) Keyboard alphabets r nt in ordr, whn wil u release d correctd vrsion?
2) There is START button bt no button to STOP!
3) I'v learnt MS wrd, whn wil u release MS sentnce?
4) There is Re-cycle Bin bt no Re-scooter/Re-car Bin. Y?
Finally 1 prsnl que.-
Y is ur name Gates whn u sell WINDOWS ??? :'(
After resignation, Bill Gates planned to murder that Sardaar by replying to his letter:
1)We already released the correct version, now the alphabets come in order on screen when u press them..
2) People do use STOP speech, only when their Computer crashes..
3) We will launch it as soon as a sentence dictionary is launched..
4) Scooter and Car runs on fuel, which might burn your system..
I don't sell Gates because I don't want anyone to ENTER me.. ;)
What is the opposite of Santa??
Its IODEX...
Know why??
coz Santa "sardaar" hai,
n Iodex "asardaar" hai...
Q: If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, What will u call her?
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MOTHER-BOARD!
Q: What is the difference between Paneer Masala and Paneer 'Tikka' Masala??
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Think!
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Simple!
The Latter is Vaccinated...!!
Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
(Maruti is just another name of Lord Hanumaan)
Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.
Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
Q: Do u know what is the meaning of PYAR?
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Some friends sitting on the table in a BAR.....
& saying.....
"P - YAAR"
Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Think Think....
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Its because....
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Monday is a Weak Day....
A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why???
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try
think!!!
donno???
cuz
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!!
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ship tha..jisme bahut saare log the...usme ek chor bhi tha..ship iceberg se
takra gayi or sab dhub gaye ...sirf chor bacch gaya batao kaise?
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kyun ki chor ki daadhi me tinka tha..
dhubte hue ko tinka ka sahara mil gaya...
or chor bachh gaya
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Prapose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna
Hai...........................
Highly complicated PJ
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Q.wat wud an angrez say to his indian naukar who can only understand hindi
if he wants him 2 open the door!!
A."There Was A Cold Day "(say it fast)
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colour of frequency
what is the colour of frequency??
Purple
how ??
frequency ka unit hai Hz
u can write it as 1/sec
ie. par second
in hindi second is also caled as pal
therefore
PARPAL
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Sholay movie mai kis ka double role tha .
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King George
how ??
coin ke dono side rehta hai
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according to movie Sholay who is son of lion.
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HOLI
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how ??
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.Gabbar bolta hai na
holi cub hai
cub hai holi
(cub)
Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?
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Because UTI bank is now Axis bank. Shruti ---Shraxis
